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• my Twitterank is 24.56! http://twitterank.com/?u=b3nder #
• wow, that sucks #
• Why is there no Bryan Ferry in my iTunes? #

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• Today I reset the “10″ end of my pain scale and found out any dignity I thought I had is but a crumb in the face of the new “10″. #

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• “We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s going to eat your eyes…” #
• ER Part 2: Electric Boogaloo: in which Ryan screams like a little girl. #
• Time for a morphine/toradol nap. #
• The CT machine here is really fancy. #

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• This is my first Twitter-enabled kidney stone and the lortab just went in so prepare for me to get annoying. #
• When are they going to put ipod docks in hospital beds? #
• This stone just laughed at the lortab. I’m going to have to find my happy place for a while. #
• I wonder if this hospital wifi blocks WoW? #
• Well, of course my blood pressure is going to be high if you have the cute girl with the scissors in the small of her back take it… #
• The lady at the pharmacy just gave me a tootsie-pop and I’ve managed to dribble cherry-flavored saliva down the front of my shirt. #
• Apparently it was carny night at the pharmacy. Guy in front of me had blood all over his shorts and was trying to pass a stolen check. #
• And, irony of ironies, girl, said she was a rep for a drug company picking up a personal prescription accused the pharm of ripping her off. #
• I prolly should not have doubled up on the lortab but I was hurting something fierce and now everything tastes likes squiggly lines #
• is there anything you can eat or drink that makes lortab less nausea-inducing? #

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• The I-15 north to I-215 east interchange is by far my most favorite interchange. #
• Scanning through channels and ran across my cousin on television interviewing witches on Halloween. #
• I probably should have turned off my A/C before getting in bed tonight, it’s pretty cold. #
• I really think I could live on Hoth #
• Wahoo! Kidney stone expess! #
• What are the odds that two of us in this waiting room have Kindles? Because it’s happening! #
• Voting for Obama gave me kidney stones. #
• This nurse has a pair of scissors in a holster strapped to the small of her back. I’m incredibly turned on. #

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• How awesome/gross is it that if I lick the fingertip of my leather glove it works my iphone’s touchscreen? #
• wow, FNC called it for Obama way earlier than I would have thought. Also, Brit Hume looks dead. ZOMBIE NEWS. #
• I’m glad I didn’t vote for Comcast, I haven’t had a CNN-HD feed for days. #
• MVP for this Election Night has to go to Twitter for not crashing. #
• Oh, Brit Hume, you’re so snarky it’s adorable. #
• I’m tired but too excited to go to bed #
• So the US Constitution was divinely inspired? Well, except for that little niggling part about separation of church and state… #
• It’s snowing again. #

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• My Obama car magnet came *today*. Now I feel obliged to drive around all night. #
• I want the snow to come back. #
• The seagulls flying in circles over the lake are making me sleepy. #

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• Woohoo! Jaws just started on Cinemax HD! I’m gonna need a bigger serving of pudding. #
• Looking for a good time? Get drunk on cough medicine and read articles about theoretical physics. #

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• Wikipedia says I have thrush. Awesome. #
• Do you think that on #Halloween Goths get, “that’s a great costume!” a lot? #

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• In today’s highly scientific 0-speed limit test: Obama supporter 1, guy with Nobama sticker on his Acura 0. #
• Pro-tip: if your voice is shot from a cold DO NOT attempt to use a drive-thru to order food. Frustration will ensue. #
• Is it wrong to be pulling for the Phillies because you’re scared of @gruber ? #
• To honor the Phillies win I am getting out a cheesesteak hot pocket to eat. #
• Also, where are the best web cams to watch the fans burn Philadelphia to the ground? #

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