Twitter Updates for 2008-11-12 

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Twitter Updates for 2008-11-09 

Posted by ryan from twitter

  • Today I reset the “10″ end of my pain scale and found out any dignity I thought I had is but a crumb in the face of the new “10″. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-08 

Posted by ryan from twitter

  • “We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s going to eat your eyes…” #
  • ER Part 2: Electric Boogaloo: in which Ryan screams like a little girl. #
  • Time for a morphine/toradol nap. #
  • The CT machine here is really fancy. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-07 

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  • This is my first Twitter-enabled kidney stone and the lortab just went in so prepare for me to get annoying. #
  • When are they going to put ipod docks in hospital beds? #
  • This stone just laughed at the lortab. I’m going to have to find my happy place for a while. #
  • I wonder if this hospital wifi blocks WoW? #
  • Well, of course my blood pressure is going to be high if you have the cute girl with the scissors in the small of her back take it… #
  • The lady at the pharmacy just gave me a tootsie-pop and I’ve managed to dribble cherry-flavored saliva down the front of my shirt. #
  • Apparently it was carny night at the pharmacy. Guy in front of me had blood all over his shorts and was trying to pass a stolen check. #
  • And, irony of ironies, girl, said she was a rep for a drug company picking up a personal prescription accused the pharm of ripping her off. #
  • I prolly should not have doubled up on the lortab but I was hurting something fierce and now everything tastes likes squiggly lines #
  • is there anything you can eat or drink that makes lortab less nausea-inducing? #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-06 

Posted by ryan from twitter

  • The I-15 north to I-215 east interchange is by far my most favorite interchange. #
  • Scanning through channels and ran across my cousin on television interviewing witches on Halloween. #
  • I probably should have turned off my A/C before getting in bed tonight, it’s pretty cold. #
  • I really think I could live on Hoth #
  • Wahoo! Kidney stone expess! #
  • What are the odds that two of us in this waiting room have Kindles? Because it’s happening! #
  • Voting for Obama gave me kidney stones. #
  • This nurse has a pair of scissors in a holster strapped to the small of her back. I’m incredibly turned on. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-05 

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  • How awesome/gross is it that if I lick the fingertip of my leather glove it works my iphone’s touchscreen? #
  • wow, FNC called it for Obama way earlier than I would have thought. Also, Brit Hume looks dead. ZOMBIE NEWS. #
  • I’m glad I didn’t vote for Comcast, I haven’t had a CNN-HD feed for days. #
  • MVP for this Election Night has to go to Twitter for not crashing. #
  • Oh, Brit Hume, you’re so snarky it’s adorable. #
  • I’m tired but too excited to go to bed #
  • So the US Constitution was divinely inspired? Well, except for that little niggling part about separation of church and state… #
  • It’s snowing again. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-04 

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  • My Obama car magnet came *today*. Now I feel obliged to drive around all night. #
  • I want the snow to come back. #
  • The seagulls flying in circles over the lake are making me sleepy. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-01 

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  • Woohoo! Jaws just started on Cinemax HD! I’m gonna need a bigger serving of pudding. #
  • Looking for a good time? Get drunk on cough medicine and read articles about theoretical physics. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-31 

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  • Wikipedia says I have thrush. Awesome. #
  • Do you think that on #Halloween Goths get, “that’s a great costume!” a lot? #

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-30 

Posted by ryan from twitter

  • In today’s highly scientific 0-speed limit test: Obama supporter 1, guy with Nobama sticker on his Acura 0. #
  • Pro-tip: if your voice is shot from a cold DO NOT attempt to use a drive-thru to order food. Frustration will ensue. #
  • Is it wrong to be pulling for the Phillies because you’re scared of @gruber ? #
  • To honor the Phillies win I am getting out a cheesesteak hot pocket to eat. #
  • Also, where are the best web cams to watch the fans burn Philadelphia to the ground? #
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