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- Channel #ryan_friends
# Channel topic: wo bist mein strudel
# Joins jane.doe (anonymous@private)

<jane.doe> i’m going to get a tatoo
<me> your funeral
<me> I mean, cool
<me> good luck with the hepatitis
<jane.doe> lol
<jane.doe> not a tat fan, huh?
<me> not my scene
<me> and I think you’re doing it as a form of self-medication
<me> did you know Tom Cruise is an asshat?
<jane.doe> LOL
<jane.doe> yes
<jane.doe> rofl
<me> silence on the reasons for getting a tat
<jane.doe> you changed the subject
<jane.doe> plus you’re probably right
<me> yeah, but you know I do that (change subjects randomly)
<me> ha! I knew it!
<jane.doe> rofl
<jane.doe> brat
<me> I’d make a terrible therapist
<me> doing victory dances when my patients had breakthroughs
<me> “Who’s your therapist!?”

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- Channel #ryan
# Channel topic: la la la la la la la fa la la la fa
# Joins inquisitor (subconscious@brain.ryan)
<inquisitor> Why don’t you update this more often?
<me> Sunspots.
<inquisitor> No, really, why?
<me> I was abducted by aliens.
<inquisitor> …
<me> Tom Cruise stole my Prozac.
<inquisitor> Why would he do that?
<me> Because I love to point out to people that Days of Thunder is Top Gun in a car, on a racetrack.
<inquisitor> Nah, there’sdifferences…who’s the Goose character?
<me> The Goose and Iceman characters became an amalgam as the character of Rowdy Burns.
<inquisitor> You need help.
<me> Now you ask where Cary Elwes’s character, Russ Wheeler, fits in Top Gun.
<inquisitor> Pretend I did.
<me> Russ Wheeler is the Soviet Union.
<inquisitor> Okay, that’s a stretch…
<me> Tom rides a motorcycle in both movies. He’s traumatized by an flat-spin/career-ending race wreck and at the pivotal point of both movies, has to fly/drive thought the turbulence/smoke and is in both cases, victorious and hailed as a hero. A really short hero.
<inquisitor> Why don’t you do something productive with your time?
<me> I am, the Stargate premier is just starting. Go away now.
*** inquisitor has been kicked by me ( No questions during Stargate )

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