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• Wikipedia says I have thrush. Awesome. #
• Do you think that on #Halloween Goths get, “that’s a great costume!” a lot? #

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• In today’s highly scientific 0-speed limit test: Obama supporter 1, guy with Nobama sticker on his Acura 0. #
• Pro-tip: if your voice is shot from a cold DO NOT attempt to use a drive-thru to order food. Frustration will ensue. #
• Is it wrong to be pulling for the Phillies because you’re scared of @gruber ? #
• To honor the Phillies win I am getting out a cheesesteak hot pocket to eat. #
• Also, where are the best web cams to watch the fans burn Philadelphia to the ground? #

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• xkcd’s store is nice. They’re late on an order and in the email explaining why they used a So now I feel bad for asking about my order. #

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• Insert whine about head-cold here. #
• I will pay someone $100 to come over to my condo and render me unconscious with this hammer. #
• Natalie Portman will always be the Amidala of my fall to the dark side. And I don’t really know what I mean by that. #

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• I would like to file a restraining order against my sinuses. #
• Screw you, South Jordan, I’m going home. #
• Those freeway onramps? They’re for *you* to get up to speed before the merge so *I* don’t park two tons of green mustang up your ass. #

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• I’ve never said it before but someday I will and then I’ll say, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: mmm, scones.” #
• OMG Chris Matthews is a terrorist! He’s so far left he thinks we should pay attention to the US Constitution! #
• I’ll vote for whichever candidate will outlaw people using the phrase “BREAKING NEWS” on twitter. Is that Obama or the old guy? #

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• I am le tired #
• I am become death; the destroyer of speed limits. #

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My parents listened to the radio a lot.  Music was a big part of my childhood.

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• Women in Jettas still do something to me. When am I going to outgrow that? #
• I am so screwed: http://www.swtor.com/ #

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• If I wasn’t such a lazy socialist I’d be out taking pictures of the leaves. #

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