Twitter Updates for 2008-11-07 

Posted by ryan from twitter

  • This is my first Twitter-enabled kidney stone and the lortab just went in so prepare for me to get annoying. #
  • When are they going to put ipod docks in hospital beds? #
  • This stone just laughed at the lortab. I’m going to have to find my happy place for a while. #
  • I wonder if this hospital wifi blocks WoW? #
  • Well, of course my blood pressure is going to be high if you have the cute girl with the scissors in the small of her back take it… #
  • The lady at the pharmacy just gave me a tootsie-pop and I’ve managed to dribble cherry-flavored saliva down the front of my shirt. #
  • Apparently it was carny night at the pharmacy. Guy in front of me had blood all over his shorts and was trying to pass a stolen check. #
  • And, irony of ironies, girl, said she was a rep for a drug company picking up a personal prescription accused the pharm of ripping her off. #
  • I prolly should not have doubled up on the lortab but I was hurting something fierce and now everything tastes likes squiggly lines #
  • is there anything you can eat or drink that makes lortab less nausea-inducing? #

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