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Posted by bender
– Channel #ryan_friends
# Channel topic: wo bist mein strudel
# Joins jane.doe (anonymous@private)
<jane.doe> i’m going to get a tatoo
<me> your funeral
<me> I mean, cool
<me> good luck with the hepatitis
<jane.doe> not a tat fan, huh?
<me> not my scene
<me> and I think you’re doing it as a form of self-medication
<me> did you know Tom Cruise is an asshat?
<me> silence on the reasons for getting a tat
<jane.doe> you changed the subject
<jane.doe> plus you’re probably right
<me> yeah, but you know I do that (change subjects randomly)
<me> ha! I knew it!
<me> I’d make a terrible therapist
<me> doing victory dances when my patients had breakthroughs
<me> “Who’s your therapist!?”