There’s an IRC channel in my brain…
Posted by bender
– Channel #ryan
# Channel topic: la la la la la la la fa la la la fa
# Joins inquisitor (email@example.com)
<inquisitor> Why don’t you update this more often?
<inquisitor> No, really, why?
<me> I was abducted by aliens.
<me> Tom Cruise stole my Prozac.
<inquisitor> Why would he do that?
<me> Because I love to point out to people that Days of Thunder is Top Gun in a car, on a racetrack.
<inquisitor> Nah, there’sdifferences…who’s the Goose character?
<me> The Goose and Iceman characters became an amalgam as the character of Rowdy Burns.
<inquisitor> You need help.
<me> Now you ask where Cary Elwes’s character, Russ Wheeler, fits in Top Gun.
<inquisitor> Pretend I did.
<me> Russ Wheeler is the Soviet Union.
<inquisitor> Okay, that’s a stretch…
<me> Tom rides a motorcycle in both movies. He’s traumatized by an flat-spin/career-ending race wreck and at the pivotal point of both movies, has to fly/drive thought the turbulence/smoke and is in both cases, victorious and hailed as a hero. A really short hero.
<inquisitor> Why don’t you do something productive with your time?
<me> I am, the Stargate premier is just starting. Go away now.
*** inquisitor has been kicked by me ( No questions during Stargate )